crosspin:

you’re cooler than me?

guess that makes me hotter than you

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hitlersasshole:

at least i never went through the “rawr means i love you in dinosaur ”phase

(via whorville)

theactualharrystyles:

“you only started liking it cause everyone else did”

well yeah

everyone was talking about it

i got curious

i watched it

and i liked it

how is that a bad thing

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silversora:

Allergies are weird as heck. You can snap a humans leg in half and they can recover but if you eat this peanut u dead

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svvitzerland:

bitches be like “I SWALLOW” but they cant even drink pulp smh fakes

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bae-leaves:

when u accidentally drop ur phone on ur face.

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29 Aug 14 at 12 pm

5 Seconds Of Summer - Self Titled Album // as pictures // part 1

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29 Aug 14 at 11 am

thibaudpoirier:

Lightning Storm in Paris. Photography by Thibaud Poirier

Chased the lightning over Paris last night, managed to get shots of a few cool places around the city.

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tupacvevo:

tupacvevo:

someone give me a job

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i was thinking something in retail

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theonlyjarose:

a-trex:

a-trex:

you know what really gets me heated is that dimes are smaller than pennies

it just makes no cents

DID YOU JUST

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alt-j:

humans literally fucking shed our teeth as children and then we grow new ones like what the actual fuck

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28 Aug 14 at 7 pm

multifandamns:

I think we can all agree that Misha Collins is the most amazing person to ever walk on the face of this earth

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thesickestjokes:

“A vodka, please.”

“Erm, this is McDonald’s.”

“OK, a McVodka, please.

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